Dear VIBEddicts,
When I thought I had recovered from the effects of some men will stain your white: episode one, this happened.
Well, Tems’ song ‘Crazy Tings’ is on repeat while I write this story. The lyrics hit harder this time, especially that verse where she sang:
“All you do is lie and lie and lie.”
“All you do is try and try and try.”
Tems – Crazy Tings
… and this other verse:
“So you need someone to deceive
And you’re trying to think that I’m the one for you.
But don’t you see, you’re not everything
And I know you’re not the one for me.”
Tems – Crazy Tings
With the hook…
“Crazy tings are happening
Crazy tings are happening”
Tems – Crazy Tings
Crazy things are indeed happening. Read on to find out why I have decided to put Tems’ song on repeat this hot Sunday afternoon.
Learn to marry where your heart belongs. This common trend of giving your heart to someone else and sharing your dreams with another is a terrible decision all should desist from.
This young man told us of his intentions to marry this Nurse, whom he has been seeing for a while now. We cheered and started making plans.
I am even one of the people he invited to the wedding planning committee.
We were all happy for him when we got the invitation to his wedding. So we honoured and went to grace the occasion.
However, the bride is rumoured to be pregnant before the wedding. If their decision to marry was to avoid birthing a baby outside of wedlock, we can’t tell. All we know is that the marriage ceremony was a success.
Meanwhile, during the wedding preparation, the groom introduced a pretty young lady to the bride as his sister and insisted that the supposed sister be one of the wife’s bridesmaids.
The bride had no issues with that. As a matter of fact, she willfully obliged, hoping she could play matchmaker. The silky thought of her husband’s sister meeting “The One” at her wedding was an ego investment she could not easily pass up on.
So, the pretty young lady was an active participant in the wedding. In fact, like any sister would, she danced away at the reception, swaying the eyes of a plethora of suitors, charming yet seductive.
Indeed, it was no surprise to anyone when she nearly caught the flowers at the bouquet toss, beaten only by mere milliseconds.
It was caught by the equally radiant but much older younger sister of the new bride, her fingertips barely brushing against the petals of the peony flowers.
Nonetheless, the wedding hall was filled with laughter, copious amounts of shayo and the ever-present ebullience that wedding ceremony tend to attract.
Also, it was common knowledge that the groom’s supposed sister was a regular visitor to the couple’s house. She was part of the family, after all.
Months after the wedding, the bride delivered a beautiful baby. However, the couple had a misunderstanding that made the woman move to her parents’ house with the child.
Nevertheless, she had the intention of returning when the steam subsided. Perhaps they ought to resolve their differences amicably, but sadly, that never happened.
After the wife’s departure, the man’s sister (‘aunty pretty lady’) continued with her frequent visits.
Fast forward to the last week of September. I was browsing through Facebook in my usual fashion when I accidentally stumbled on the man’s post on Facebook.
No, I have to zoom out. It was a beautiful pre-wedding picture of our man and another woman, not the nurse. Are my eyes hurting me?
Wait! Oh! Another bride? Another woman? I am still short of words after realizing it is the same pretty lady who he has always introduced as his “sister.” What a colossal confusion!
Instead of just staring at the photo in disbelief, I wanted to be sure, so I and my other neighbours rushed to the sister’s Facebook profile only to see the same pre-wedding pictures littered everywhere on her wall with the caption: “We are happy that we are in love.”
If this is not craziness, gbe what is it?
Finally, I am still in shock even as I write this episode. Let me know what you think about this story in the comment section.
Also, let me know if you are ready for the next episode of Some Men Will Stain Your White.
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If you no shine your eyes, you no go see person
This is crazy. But indeed men will stain your white
Nawa ohhhhh