Is it now a fashion or a trend to keep hairy and dirty armpits? Why is it becoming tedious for some lovers and married couples to shave their armpits neatly?
Honestly, no one wishes to be choked by the acrid odour oozing from dirty armpits. Inasmuch as we try not to kill people, neatness is also a simple way of saving lives.
A curious mind would want to find out if there is a new international competition for “Most Dirty Armpits Keeper.” If there is, FIFA or the appropriate organisation ought to let us know about it. But if there is none, why are you making your lover uncomfortable with smelly armpits?
Have you wondered why most lovers prefer neatness to cuteness in relationships and marriages? Just as many people fall in love with physiques, boobs, and body size, others fall in love with someone’s sense of hygiene.
According to credible research, the length of a hug depends on how the huggers smell. Romance becomes engrossing when lovers and married couples keep well-brushed teeth, shaved armpits, neat groins, and uninfected genitalia, and wear perfumes or body sprays with arousing and pleasing fragrances.
The worst part of this situation is that the partner with the foul mouth and filthy armpits gets to enjoy the romance at its peak while the tidy partner is put through the wringer. This results in lovers having an unsatisfying romance.
As a result, a lover who maintains stinky armpits should not complain about unsatisfied romance because the other lover requires fresh air and should not be choked to death.
There should be no pretence in a smelly romance. Romance has to be pleasurable, not a death sentence. If a lover’s armpit stinks during a romantic encounter, the other should bring it up for correction, because what can be fixed or cured should not be endured.
Obviously, unclean armpits contribute to overall body odour. Some lovers ignore the smells their bodies give off, even if they have smelly armpits and body odour.
As we discuss this, some people with smelly armpits feel embarrassed when they notice unsavoury odours emanating from their own bodies while they are making love, so they go above and beyond in search of ways to improve romance for their partners.
According to the Cleveland Clinic, every time we sweat, we have a chance of producing an unpleasant body odour. Some people are more prone to bad body odour than others, due to factors such as hot weather, stress or anxiety, food or supplements, being overweight, and genetics.
Notably, it’s the bacteria on the skin combined with the sweat that smells, not the sweat itself. To avoid bacterial nidus, hair in the armpits and genitalia must be properly shaved.
After taking a bath, applying deodorant to the armpits helps to eliminate odour and emit pleasant scents. On the other hand, antiperspirants lessen sweating.
After taking a shower and before going to bed, apply an antiperspirant to dry skin. Use an armpit product labelled “antiperspirant” because the majority of antiperspirants have aluminium as an active ingredient.
You should know that neat dressing does not stop smelly armpits, the smells live, swim, and dine in your dirty armpits while you put on expensive clothing.
You should be a neat lover and partner, both in what you wear and how pleasant you smell, and not just appear neat; when you raise your arms, people around you start looking for handkerchiefs to cover their noses or spray air freshener when you enter a room.
Maintain a clean, shaven appearance in your armpits to ensure that sweat evaporates quickly and has less time to interact with bacteria.
It will be a smooth race for lovers if all these precautions are followed, as they may decide to smash chairs and suffocate pillows and mattresses when they make love because everyone smells good.
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